And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
so you’re telling me that you love severus snape after he betrayed lily’s trust and joined the death eaters but you hate james potter for bullying (even after the books said he became a better person in 7th year)??
i see you, snape lovers. you and your bullshit.
I disagree with this. I love Snape because he spent the rest of his life trying to atone for his betrayal. He never once thought that he had done enough and stopped trying. All he wanted was her forgiveness and love but Harry’s was as close as he was ever going to get.